beesmygod:

evitron:

google boob

fbi put your hands in the air



sanadasan:

sanadasan:

remember when you could annotations to other people’s videos

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(Source: cryptonloids)



lordkirk:

i was pulling up to a gas station and mumford came on the radio so i started blasting it in my car and all the people can hear with my doors closed is just the base and theyre looking at me like “wtf inappropriate rap song is that girl listening to” and i open my car door and out comes the sound of a really aggressive banjo solo

(Source: haxonite)



calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode



snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument



oomshi:

umbreeons:

my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…

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(Source: marrowack)



narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”



silohouettes:

simplefoetus:

silohouettes:

silohouettes:

I actually love dogs more than most people tbh

no homo tho

why no homo?

the french word for dog is masculine and you can never be too safe



skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning



livingwiththefairies:

that is some good advice

livingwiththefairies:

that is some good advice



imawanchor:

you were named after the two bravest men i know, macklemore macklemore



kldzbop:

remember when katy perry wrote a song about fucking an alien

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