i’m the boy your mother warned you about. [runs with scissors]
I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go
I was in a Toy Story play.
And I loved it.
You’re an inspiration to us all
Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
being a teen
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
if u were a fruit u would be an
My orgasm face is neutral. No change. No emotion. All i say is “Satisfactory. Powering down.” After the nut
when you come into your room and someone’s there
me making friend
you have a good friend.
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?
white boy makes 35 complaints about women then says women complain too much: the video