unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

beyonces speaking voice is deep and powerful too like i feel like if she were to call me a mothafucka it would resonate down my entire ancestral line and make my first ever primitive ancestor collaspe and erase my entire family tree



spjcegirls:

petboyfriend:

What is gay privilege?

better sex



nehoynehoy14:

remember when you used to be real secretive about reading smutty fanfiction and making sure you were the only one in the room and now you read that shit at the dinner table like it’s nothing



funeralhome420:

I am mesmerized by boys who wear their hair in buns



phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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vinebox:

when tumblr recommends a post and its actually good.

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(Source: vinebox)



just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point



refreshes:

i found my first day of school outfit

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(Source: grilledcheezed)



lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am



galaxys-princess:

hotwhiteguy:

guys someone did it

"no more picking cereal out of your marshmallows" 

galaxys-princess:

hotwhiteguy:

guys someone did it

"no more picking cereal out of your marshmallows" 



laserclifford:

security at concerts always look so bored i mean at least smile you’re getting fucking paid to stand one step closer to my idol than i’ll probably ever be able to you fucker




daftbread:

enemy of the dogspotting community



lleveret:

was about to make a post about how disappointed i am that the nicki minaj wikia isnt called “wiki minaj” but

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(Source: pullet)



hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

*moves to France and becomes a cheerleader*
“Where are my apple apples?”



zardmaster:

(likes boys but isn’t happy about it)



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