shylocks:

if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands



(Source: nge2)



dykevibes:

a drake-themed party where we listen to drake and watch old episodes of degrassi and play musical chairs to “anaconda” but most importantly we just act very kind to each other in a way that is sometimes almost weird



postllimit:

pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

(Source: postllimit)



crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun



the-poe-catcher:

okay Nintendo but consider this: i don’t have money



sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance



kaskamarina:

making new friends like
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kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough



quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose



bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government



carolxne:

ive decided to move out sooner than i originally planned

carolxne:

ive decided to move out sooner than i originally planned



(Source: iraffiruse)



thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

actualdemon:

My mom will never let me live down the score I made on my 6th grade Bible studies mastery test.

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Your URL just makes this 10,000x better



(Source: bitter-feminist)



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