nickiminajvevo:

realizing school starts in a month

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annafromcraigslist:

Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.

annafromcraigslist:

Cosmo tip inspired by 50 Shades #2: Stab him in the ass with a fork.



humorking:

beyonce could be taking a shit right now 



  • Straight haired person: Just comb it!
  • Curly haired person:


juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead




(Source: femalewrappers)



kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill



umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute



arcticmunkeez:

*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods



bombing:

the reason this generation is failing is because we’re not motivated enough to make money. all the people on the dollar bills are dead. they’re not relevant and teens just can’t connect. we need money with memes and beyonce on it




linsdaylohan:

where is their academy award



blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you



homorecker:

My fav thing about tumblr is the complete lack of country music it makes me feel like this is where I should be




(Source: cfergusons)



710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????



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