beyonces speaking voice is deep and powerful too like i feel like if she were to call me a mothafucka it would resonate down my entire ancestral line and make my first ever primitive ancestor collaspe and erase my entire family tree
remember when you used to be real secretive about reading smutty fanfiction and making sure you were the only one in the room and now you read that shit at the dinner table like it’s nothing
I am mesmerized by boys who wear their hair in buns
"what would you do if you won the lottery?"
My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
guys someone did it
"no more picking cereal out of your marshmallows"
security at concerts always look so bored i mean at least smile you’re getting fucking paid to stand one step closer to my idol than i’ll probably ever be able to you fucker
enemy of the dogspotting community
was about to make a post about how disappointed i am that the nicki minaj wikia isnt called “wiki minaj” but
*moves to France and becomes a cheerleader*
“Where are my apple apples?”
(likes boys but isn’t happy about it)