thatfunnyblog:

this gif of Demi Lovato froze and I’m literally crying

(Source: marielitaaa)

goddessoftheinternet:

i love sunglasses on things sunglasses arent supposed to be on

lushust:

Australia has 2 weather settings: ‘you’re gonna burn in hell’ or ‘you better build a fucking ark’

niallar:

remember when one direction members actually did twitcams hahahah reblog if you’re a true prehistoric kid

writer-of-wrongs:

Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”

We. All. DIED.

I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.

drarna:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

canadumb:

thinsiqnificant:

canadumb:

*ducts tapes my laptop together*

*duct tapes my life together*

isnt that what i said

strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 

mew-squared:

• In 2009, a man married a video game character
• In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
• In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
• Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
• And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

sociopathinhellwiththetardis:

may-or-may-not-contain-nuts:

stolenpandorica:

elisetheawesome:

kyoukokiriqiri:

why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”

or ”the crimson horror”

are u guys okay

“shark week”

Age of the Red Floods